Yeah I Blog On My Phone

I got the Wordpress application for my iPhone. It’s 11:05pm. And I’m waiting in a hospital for the birth of my son. The boy that will replace everything else important in my life. Yeah, yeah, mushy, mushy. Ok, well here comes a child that will most likely listen to music I think is “talentless”. And for years will be telling him such lines like “What is this?! This is just a watered down version of Bowie”.

But there’ll be a time we sitdown together and appreciate a good Bob Dylan track. I also swear that that this kid will be singing Guided By Voices tracks at the top of his lungs on long car trips. He’ll dance to Prince. Bob his head to a Pavement track.

But I must mentally prepare myself that one day he’ll play a track from some Marilyn Manson/Jonas Brothers sounding crap. And I will sit there quietly chewing on my food pelet on our trip to Mars to visit his Uncle Matt and Aunt Ali.

5 Responses to “Yeah I Blog On My Phone”

  1. davey baby Says:
    August 26th, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    congrats! at least they’re serving food on your flight.

  2. danny noonan Says:
    August 29th, 2008 at 7:03 am

    too bad he’s diabetic and allergic to peanuts.

    congrats and love.

  3. davey baby Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:04 pm

    i hate to be a dick but… i think this post was miscategorized. it should be in the NEWS section, not RECORDS. i mean, i wasn’t gonna say anything cos it’s about your first born and all that but we gotta keep some kinda order here. if i give you a free ride then everybody else is gonna start doing it and then, you know, dogs and cats living together. anarchy and such. so, you’re gonna fix it? we’re cool, right? m’kay?

  4. Katty Says:
    December 4th, 2011 at 9:01 pm

    With the bases ldoaed you struck us out with that answer!

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